well you can't waste a boner
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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