Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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