What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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