Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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