white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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