I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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