Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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