i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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