i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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