Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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