I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Randomize