i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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