it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
