the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
They took my balls.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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