...so i touched it.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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