Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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