yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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