Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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