I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?