So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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