I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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