What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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