Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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