Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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