She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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