cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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