belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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