just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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