ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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