i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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