She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Success! We fucked roommates!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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