I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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