i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You need Xanax blowdarts
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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