I wannas sexs uuuuu
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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