its not stalking. its research.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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