I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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