we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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