Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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