yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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