Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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