im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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