so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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