i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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