didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize
