ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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