We won't sleep together?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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