he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
we're so committed to being not committed
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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