Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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