the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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