fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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