do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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