id be glad to
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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