My brain says no but my pants say off.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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