How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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