is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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