I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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