Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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